As women, we are told very early on all about true love. Disney has drilled the idea into our brains our whole lives. We dream about it, we pray for it, we discuss it with our friends for hours, and yet the realities are less than 100% romance. Let's get real, when life gets tough we don't need Prince Charming we need a maid, a hefty savings account, an on-call nurse, and Samantha from Bewitched.
1. Your true love will clean up your puke after you've lost the flu battle. (hopefully)
2. You will undoubtedly fart in front of your true love.
3. Your true love will fart in front of you. (and probably relish in it.)
4. There will be moments when your sexy true love looks completely unsexy to you.
5. There will be choice moments when you consider the early demise of your one true love.
6. Your true love will leave his socks on the floor.
7. It's shocking, I know, but your true love's friends may hate you.
These little nasties can occur in any relationship, hey, we are human. We have bodily odors and faults. Just remember, you are not alone...your true love thinks you're nasty too!
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