1. You’ve made sure that everyone else brushed there teeth before you headed out the door, but you realized a half a mile down the road that you forgot to brush yours.
2. Your car stereo now plays Kid Bop on a regular basis.
3. You threatened to remove all xboxes, play stations, and Nintendo DS’ from the house and give them all to charity at least five times last week.
4. Your Calgon-Take-Me-Away-Bath was interrupted 700 times with “Mom, are you done yet.”
5. Going Pee by yourself is a luxury comparable with the European vacation you’ve been dreaming of.
6. Your purse contains an unlimited supply of bandaids, kleenex, and snacks.
7. You are capable of simultaneously cooking dinner, changing a diaper, mopping the floor, and checking facebook.
8. You’ve made sure that the kids have a wonderful home-cooked meal and you then eat a bowl of cereal for dinner when no one is looking.
9. You are the only one in your house who knows where to find a cereal bowl and spoon, even though they’ve been in the same place for years.
10. You look forward to the precious 10 minutes a day before bed when you get to pretend that your not a superhero.
No comments:
Post a Comment