10 Ways You Know You're Older Than Miley

1. You saw Beetlejuice before Miley was born


2. You thought twerking was something having to do with Twitter


3. You’d rather twerk with Alan Thicke than Robin Thicke


4. You remember watching Madonna roll on the ground performing “Like A Virgin” and you now consider it to be totally classy compared to Miley’s twerking


5. You worry more about Miley passing Thrush to general public than you do about “the weird tongue thing”


6. Miley and you have both ridden a wrecking ball naked, only you divorced yours


7. There is a part of you that wishes you looked that good riding a wrecking ball


8. You’ve licked a few hammers in your day that you wished you could take back too


9. Through all the controversy you still love Miley


10. You actually think that Miley reminds you a little of that girl you once were and you can’t wait to see who she becomes