Monday, September 16, 2013

The Birthday Girl, Authoress Shannon Celebi

Author of Small Town Ghosts age 4


It is not everyday that one turns (3x12)+1. Today, my beautiful-shiny-sister-Shannon turns a whopping 13,515 days old.

So far, in her illustrious life, she has done some amazing things. At the gentle age of one she said her very first word umbrella, and since then she has learned many more words and even mastered the English language. I am sure that by now you must all be astounded!

Reigning supreme in the land of Shannon’s life story is the famous tale of PUNKY PIE. When she was four Shannon ate quite a few pieces of pumkin pie. Later, in a state of over-eating-awfulness Celebi said the now famous phrase, “me no like punky pie.” Her profoundness, even at an early age, was quite notable.

When Shannon was seven she drove a speed boat at such a tremendous velocity that the boat almost capsized. Luckily, everyone on board was returned to shore safe and sound, however Shannon has never been able to live the horrific incident down.

Shannon began her stellar writing career at the age of birth, perhaps even before birth she might have been dictating graphic scenes of horrific peril from the womb. At age five she was able to put pen to paper for the first time and the world has never been the same.

Happy-happy-happy-happy birthday Shannon Celebi, marvelous mother, stupendous sister, wonderful wife, all around great gal, and awesome authoress. May your day be gluten free and perfect in every way! I love you.




Below is a sample of one of Celebi’s earlier work. It was published in The Poetry Expess in 1984. The poem is a tale of woe, sacrifice, strife, and eventually love. Enjoy.......




The Busy Beetle 

The busy beetle exercised 

To see him there 

I was surprised 


He did jumping jacks 

And leg lifts too 

He worked so hard 

His face turned blue 


He tried and tried 

To do something new 

He wanted to lose weight 

To impress Lulu 


Lulu was the cutest bug 

You ever did see 

She had blonde hair 

And the cutest beetle knees


Out-going authoress center, with her two besties Krissy and Mandy

2 comments:

  1. What a wonderful birthday tribute to our beautiful Shannon. I adore the beetle poem...particularly "the cutest beetle knees"! You are so lucky to have each other

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    1. Thanks Justine, I certainly feel lucky for that little Shanmeister. Unfortunately, the beetle poem does go on after knees, but that was all I could remember from memory. I tried to hint out what might be the end of the poem, but I didn't want to give away my little silly surprise. So alas, we will never know what truly became of the exercising beetle and his girl Lulu. :)

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